Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear RadioShack Salesman,

I don't want to buy a cellphone. And if I did it wouldn't be from a shit hole like RadioShack or a pushy moron like you.

You are a scumbag,
Luke

P.S. You have freaky dead eyes and I'm afraid you are going to stalk me and kill me in the forest because I called you "dude."

3 comments:

Miss Sara Santarsiero said...

Ahaha

Luke!

Emily said...

He'll probably just come eat your hair.

Arielle said...

this just significantly cheered me up after a night of possible food poisoning